There I was, in the local market buying some eggs. There’s this lady in front of me who’s wearing those Terminator sunglasses. She’s purchasing some groceries, and I’m waiting. It’s finally time to pay. Now, she goes to her purse. Now, when I usually go to buy things, I have […]
Liquor stores are indeed open in NJ on Christmas Day.
Jesus rocks. He gets born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
I asked my father to get some Mayonnaise while he was out grocery shopping. The kind from the squeeze bottle to make going on sandwiches easier. He gets back, and I discover he got STORE BRAND mayonnaise! If he was a sommelier, I’d send it back, making such comments as, “I will […]
Outside the carolers start to sing
I can’t describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don’t bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It’s Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste
Oh god […]
… A Nissan 350 Z.
With the six speed close ratio manual transmission, aluminum kick plates, cat-back exhaust, shock and spring kit, front and rear sway bar kit, 19″ silver forged wheels, rear deck spoiler, rear under spoilers, and aero side sills.
All for the low low cost of $43,914.
Thanks in advance, Santa.
Bad news is I really […]
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