Corporate Partnerships Made In Heaven
I was in line at Starbucks today and thought to myself that there is one corporate partnership thats years in the making. Starbucks - Phillip Morris. When I drink coffee, I want to smoke. And when I smoke, I want coffee. How else am I going to get that double shot of alertness that we call caffiene and nicotine? So my idea was that Starbucks should start selling Starbucks branded cigarettes. I’d buy them just because it would cut down travel time. I’d get both items at one location, rather than having to walk from one store to the other. Score.
December 7th, 2006 at 10:46 pm
i dont drink, and i dont smoke, but i imagine if these two powerful forces were combined i’d probably want to take up cross stitching and heroin.
ben franklin and your local corner junkie? next big retail hit.
January 17th, 2007 at 12:50 pm
omg. WHY has no one done this yet? and how did i miss this post???