The Question Is…
Monday, March 27th, 2006…will it taste the same?
Archive for March, 2006
Oh NO! Not Fake Syrup!
Tuesday, March 21st, 2006So the Governor of Vermont on a recent trip to Iraq was upset that they didn’t get real Vermont Maple Syrup, and that they had to eat the swill that is synthetics with their pancakes in the morning.
There is an actual charity that exists where people donate to send our troops real Vermont Maple Syrup. […]
I Call Bullshit
Tuesday, March 14th, 2006High End PCs Not So Alien
The best part of this is this quote: “You talk to any PC gamer anywhere in the U.S., if they tell you that they wouldn’t prefer an Alienware PC, they’re lying,” he said.
My friend Tyler bought an Alienware, and he had no end of trouble with it. It took weeks […]
So There I Was…
Sunday, March 12th, 2006There were two ladies looking at dresses at Nordstrom’s.
I came up to them and said, “Excuse me, ladies, but the Plus sizes are over there.”
Then I walked away.
God Bless Knoebel
Thursday, March 9th, 2006Knoebel’s away message:
Comedian: “Now, to all you ladies out there, lets say you got in some horrible accident and the doctors had to remove your vagina. So aint got no more pussy! Whatchu gonna do to please your man?!”
Girl in audience: “Suck his dick!”
Another girl: “Let him fuck me in the ass!”
Comedian: “Oh! So you […]