This Kind Of Thing ONLY Happens to ME
(08:49:13) Mike : want to hear a story about how insane my mom is
(08:57:26) Alexander : yes i would because they make me laugh
(08:57:33) Mike : okay
(08:57:37) Mike : so my moms hearing aids come in the mail
(08:57:48) Mike : my dad sets them up for her
(08:58:00) Mike : she has em in
(08:58:05) Mike : OH WOW I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!
(08:58:09) Alexander : hahahaha
(08:58:10) Mike : Im like hey cool let me try
(08:58:17) Mike : cause im curious as to how they work you know
(08:58:20) Alexander : of course
(08:58:21) Mike : makes sense right?
(08:58:35) Alexander : i wont lie to ya, ive always wanted to try em too
(08:58:41) Mike : THEY WERENT EVEN ON
(08:58:46) Alexander : hahahahaahahahahahahaahahaha
(08:59:03) Alexander : I have to meet your mother
(08:59:09) Mike : no, no you dont
(08:59:23) Alexander : the stories she produces would make millions on the standup circuit
