MY EYES!
Friday, December 30th, 2005Thanks to my father, and the National Geographic Channel, I got to see two Elephant Seals mate while I was making lunch.
There goes my appetite.
Archive for December, 2005
Ageism
Friday, December 30th, 2005There I was, in the local market buying some eggs. There’s this lady in front of me who’s wearing those Terminator sunglasses. She’s purchasing some groceries, and I’m waiting. It’s finally time to pay. Now, she goes to her purse. Now, when I usually go to buy things, I have […]
A Side Note…
Sunday, December 25th, 2005Liquor stores are indeed open in NJ on Christmas Day.
Jesus rocks. He gets born, I get presents. He dies, I get candy.
This is Swill!
Sunday, December 25th, 2005I asked my father to get some Mayonnaise while he was out grocery shopping. The kind from the squeeze bottle to make going on sandwiches easier. He gets back, and I discover he got STORE BRAND mayonnaise! If he was a sommelier, I’d send it back, making such comments as, “I will […]
I Won’t Be Home For Christmas
Sunday, December 25th, 2005Outside the carolers start to sing
I can’t describe the joy they bring
Cause joy is something they don’t bring me
My girlfriend is by my side
From the roof are hanging sickles of ice
Their whiny voices get irritating
It’s Christmas time again
So I stand with a dead smile on my face
Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste
Oh god […]