The Award Goes To…
By now I’m sure everyone’s heard of Jennifer Wilbanks and her fiance John Mason. A while ago, she allegedly went out for a jog and never came back. Police found bits of her hair and initiated a manhunt. Some time after that, she turned up in New Mexico, claiming that she had been kidnapped. Turns out she only had cold feet.
What’s amusing to me is that her fiance, claims that he still wants to marry her. Let’s do a quick recap. She faked her own kidnapping, and fled across the country from Georgia to New Mexico, and cut her hair to disguise herself because she didn’t want to get married. I think that maybe the shock and reality of what she’s done has really hit him yet. And he might just be saving face for what’s become a national media thing.
We hereby award her the Batshit Insane Prize.
