Heart Attack On A Bun
Today was Fat Kid Friday, where Jeremy and I went to Burger King after formation and got the Enormous Omelet Sandwich. For a mere $4.53, we got a Specialty bun covered in sesame seeds, 2 slices of American Cheese, 3 slices of bacon, 2 eggs, and 1 sausage patty, as well as a small container of orange juice and a small order of hash browns. All in all, 1140 calories. So yeah, I think I’m done eating for… the rest of the week.
Note: An unintended side effect is that I am drinking a lot of water now, as ingesting all that grease has left me rather dehydrated.
April 29th, 2005 at 6:29 pm
Eew. You should just eat Crisco out of the tub, it’d be quicker. ;P
I just see you in one of those BK commercials with The King…*shudders* Maybe the one where the guy wakes up in bed with, uh..him? it?? ;)
April 29th, 2005 at 11:58 pm
LOL I don’t know what youre talking about, I don’t watch much TV remember?
April 30th, 2005 at 6:54 am
dude. that snadwich is fucking amazing. I love it. My goal in life is to be able to eat two of them. and really, It should have 2 sausage patties,. I’m kind of upset there’s only one.
April 30th, 2005 at 5:29 pm
You know I was disappointed as well, but I think for a sandwich that size, two whole patties would be too much sausage. What you would have to do is to increase the other proportions accordingly. More bacon, more bun, more eggs, more cheese.
May 2nd, 2005 at 11:30 am
The commercial says it’s “Meat-normous” Was it meat-normous, mike?
May 2nd, 2005 at 1:37 pm
I have to say that sadly, it was not meat-normous.